Stop, collaborate and listen

I'll let you know what most of you have been missing

See I'm Vanilla Spice, I'm a little nice

Yeah right, about half as nice as pubic lice

I spit shit like a mother fucking polar bear

I'll help your girl, I'll even fucking hold her hair

While she's puking all over the bathroom

"It's okay girl, gotta get rid of that Pabst Blue"

Take her out for fast food, oh it's time to mack soon

Gonna make her ass look like a fucking baboons

I'm a fucking mad dude, don't believe in taboo

Even if her panties look like a plate of Ragu

Call me Fred Flintstone, yelling "yabadabadoo!!"

Cause my cashews are in her hair like shampoo

Ohhhh... I'm so nasty and grimy

You know I always got bad bitches behind me...

Licking my ass while I'm licking my stash, starting to laugh

Cause I'm passing gas while this damn bitch is licking my ass

I'm pissed off like a lonely horny T-Rex

Unimpressed, stressed and desperate for sex

Home alone and I drop my own soap in the shower

I'd be down to fuck the pink ranger of power

I haven't been on my game in quite some time

That's why I'm spitting these right dumb rhymes

Open my cloak to those who get choked at these jokes

Get separated like yolk or choke on a rope

Will people get offended by this?? I know a few will

But if I can't make you laugh or smile maybe my pubes will