[Chorus: Ed Nash]

Oh have you ever done a thing for free?

Oh if you had the opportunity

Oh would you turn away the Midas Touch?

Oh have you ever done a thing for me?

[Verse 1: Tom Fleming]

Pick a side, before you run and hide

So I know, where to go

Now it's done, I've thought you think won

You've seen a man, I know

[Chorus: Ed Nash]

Oh have you ever done a thing for free?

Oh if you had the opportunity

Oh would you turn away the Midas Touch?

Oh have you ever done a thing for me?

(If I'm back and it comes around

I'll tell you where it's been)