[Sample: Anthony Fantano]

Oh!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck!?

What the fuck!?

Oh my fucking god, WHAT!?

Oh, no way!

Oh!

Ain't no way!

What the f…

Ain't no fucking way!

That's a fucked up thing to say to a child!

That's so fucked up!

He's saying that to a child?!

What is he, like, seven?!