[Verse 1]

It's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

I kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick, yeah

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

In your careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick, yeah

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Knock you right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick, yeah

Oh, oh, oh