One, two, be stiff!

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Fat rockers fixed to shoot

Hot mamas rob their loot so

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so

Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits now

Live right make lots of loot and

Be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo, no-no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Watch out for fruits and mutes

Deep sleepers jerk the root, oh

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits now

Live right make lots of loot and

Oh, be stiff

Be stiff (be stiff)

Be stiff (be stiff)

Be stiff (be stiff)

Be stiff (be stiff)

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Fat rockers fixed to shoot

Hot mamas rob their loot so

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo, no-no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits now

Live right make lots of loot and

Woah, be stiff

Be stiff!