[Refrain: Kool A.D.]

He in New York

He not eat pork with a knife and a fork

He had the fake patois

[?] had the fake patois

Scott Thorough had the fake patois

Kool A.D had the fake patois

Tone Tank he had the fake patois

Even Das Racist do the fake patois

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]

Watch out, we trading places

Got the race faces, so they not say “that's racist”

Mama got the fever like Julia Stiles

Blowin' trees on the A train for miles

All smiles, call dial

Or press “send” let's be friends

Send me a fax, lend me some stacks

Call up the kid on the wax

Call up the kid on the phone

Important important figures from the Californ'

Kid like the black johns on

Kid like the wack beat [?]

Rap Peter, Bjorn, and John

Get my popular band on

Leave 'em with nothing but the land to stand on

Up in the glands like tampons

Yeah, what's really bad?

[Verse 2: Tone Tank]

From here on out who the boss of all sound is

All of the rap is grounded

Till they clean the house, they won't get no allowances

I am half kidding around

And the other half of me is as serious as gout is

Serious as paralysis

Tell me how to rhyme, it's like flipping a power switch

Take 'em over the top

All the rest of the rap to the show that go “pop”

Tell the police to stop

Got your mother on the lawn like “I'm calling the cops”

Be that four letter dropper

1200 feet above all other rappers

And all of 'em ask us

Out of all of them, not one single badman

Soundboy, rude boy

Soundman, badman

Batman, Pacman

Tracy Chapman

Scott-man, Vic-man

Fur man, rat man

Black man, white man

Knife man, gat man

Wife man

Watch out!

[Refrain]

He in New York

Me not eat pork with a knife and a fork

He had the fake patois

Even Tone Tank, had the fake patois

My man Scott, had the fake patois

Peace to [?] in the Bay Area

Yup, fake patois

Fake, fake patois

[Kool A.D.]

Yo, even Method Man had a fake patois

[Tone Tank]

In that one movie wack

Does he not sell weed with no Uzi to no white kid?

[Kool A.D.]

[?] hey he don't like it

[Tone Tank]

He not get skin from that [?] emo white chick

Little Puerto Rican spraying cars with the hydrant

[Kool A.D.]

With a coffee can

Bustelo, eyes yellow

Light yellow

[Tone Tank]

Throat weird like elephant man

Either the reggae singer, or the real elephant man

[Kool A.D.]

I'm not an elephant man

I'm an ELEPHANT, man

[Tone Tank]

We could do it [?] like elephants, man

I'm not Ella Fitzgerald

Kick ya ass to court like Fitzgerald Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald