[Verse 1]

Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them

Right now, they're probably getting on the send

It's a good old life down at Number 10

Livin' it up with no consequence

One rule for us, no rules for them

Right now, they're probably getting on a bender

Cheese and wine and a bag for the afters

BoJo's flat and it's packed to the rafters

And you can hear the Tories singing

[Chorus]

"Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis

Rishi Rich is making lines up

And if you're poor, you're not invited"

You can hear the Tories singing

"Oh, well, you're fucked if you don't like us

We're Bully boys, we stand united

Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island"

You can hear the Tories singing

[Verse 2]

Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them

I'm kinda worried about the message it sends

When the lawmakers are lawbreakers

Caught in the act, think a fine's gonna pay

For the people who felt powerless as family died

Alone with no one by their side, it's lie after lie

Boris clapping on the steps outside

While the NHS is privatised

And they'll be singing

[Chorus]

"Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis

Rishi Rich is making lines up

And if you're poor, you're not invited"

You can hear the Tories singing

"Oh, well, you're fucked if you don't like us

We're Bully boys, we stand united

Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island"

You can hear the Tories singing

[Bridge]

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

You can hear the Tories singing

[Chorus]

"Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis

Rishi Rich is making lines up

And if you're poor, you're not invited"

You can hear the Tories singing

"Oh, well, you're fucked if you don't like us

We're Bully boys, we stand united

Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island"

You can hear the Tories singing

[Outro]

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them

'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them