[Verse 1]

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it (What?)

Everything is sexist, homophobic or it's racist (Okay)

When life gives us lemons, we're supposed to wanna change it

But my generation rather take some pills and escape it (Pew)

Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna, but one day I'll be a father

And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter (Haha)

I ain't tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker

That's the problem, being honest got 'em triggered (Triggered)

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they're sheltered by society

Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety (Woo!)

Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently

And cancel everyone without improvin' on the life we live (It's true)

Without the white there's no black, without the straight there's no gay

Without the men there's no women, without the night there's no day

Without the idiots we couldn't laugh at them when they fall (Hahaha)

So maybe we need them after all

[Chorus]

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls (Ayy yo)

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

[Verse 2]

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it (I don't)

Everyone's obsessed with makin' stupid people famous (Yep)

If a white boy raps, then it's called appropriation

But Beyonce dyes her hair blonde and people say she slayed it (It's weird)

Everybody's outraged, everybody's mad (They mad)

Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense (No sense!)

If stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps (Uh huh)

We don't cancel feet or persecute the people with legs (Hahaha)

The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things

They fought so you could vote, not show your butthole on OnlyFans

I'm not a bad person 'cause you don't like what I say (Yep)

Call me homophobic just because I think straight (Ew)

I love people even though we disagree (Disagree)

I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree (From a tree)

Then everyone would plant 'em and we'd probably save the planet for free

Too bad we only need 'em to breathe (Hmm, that's true)

[Chorus]

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls (Ayy yo)

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

[Verse 3]

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it

Classifyin' people by their sex and race degrades 'em (True)

But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population

Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian (That's right)

Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely ever see 'em

"Go outside sometime, there's fresh air you could be breathin'"

Put your phones down, play sports, do somethin' illegal

"Go and meet your families, they're probably nice people"

These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police (Huh)

They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese (Hmm)

I'm sorry, what kinda white people you mean? (Uh...)

English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek?

And Black Lives Matter was problematic (What?)

It excludes anyone without the pigment, it's automatic ('Kay)

I understand all the reasons it happened

But including all humans is the actual answer

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh (Oh no)

[Chorus]

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls (Ayy yo)

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb