Problems at school, problems at work

Sally the slut and Guido the jerk

Problems at work, problems at play

Financial problems everyday

I wait all week for that one day I can relax

Get up and chase my troubles with an axe

Walk through the door feedback and fights

I seek my refuge on Friday nights

My girlfriend's pregnant, I can't find a job

I think I got crabs, my house was robbed

I've got a problem I can't find my friends

Products of conception, I'm sick again

Problems delivered my eyes have sags

My father just told me to pack my bags

I'll bet I committed no sin

But it's better than living with him