[Verse]

I saw the clock

And I dashed for my socks

I untwisted the lock when...

When up up popped his little head

But it was strange

'Cause I wasn't afraid

But I, I have to say

That it was more than a little unnerving when he said...

[Chorus]

There'll be no moonlighting in the moonlight, children

No sightseeing in the sea

And you're best to cover up your feet soon darlings

Or best you give you toes to me

[Verse]

And the word got around, spreading right across town

That he wore his night gown

It was single, double, triple the fun

When the angle was right

In the sultry moonlight, he would give us a fright

And we all stood pretty motionless as he went...

[Chorus]

You'll have no more offers from the office, ladies

No tip-toeing round the truth

And there'll be no smashing of your packets either

Lest I give these toes to you

[Instrumental]

[Verse]

Now the ending of this fable

Sees the youngen small and able

Duck her head under the table

With her mouth all full of chewing gum

Could you believe it

Well I guess you had to see it

Little toes stuck with adhesive

TO CATCH A

CATCH A

CATCH A

TOEHIDER

Yeah the purple-y muck

Had him awfully stuck

And so all outta luck

Shoulders shrugged, he sat down beside her

And you know I confess

I suppose that to say

That I was surprised would be a massive understatement

When he turned to the children and spoke...

[Chorus]

Don't you worry much about your Hallux, Alex

Gone are slippers in the heat

And there'll be no more fidgeting your digits, Bridget

I see you like them more than me

So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children

And moonlight dancing for the win

And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids

But maybe I can tuck them in

So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children

And moonlight dancing for the win

And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids

But maybe I can tuck them in

So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children

And moonlight dancing for the win

And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids

But maybe I can tuck them in

So now go ... (turns off)