Spell Block Tango - Intellectual

[Intro: All]

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes

[Spoken: Adam Lambert]

And now, the six merry murderesses of

The Captain Hook county jail

In their rendition of the Spell Block Tango

[Refrain: All]

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes

[Chorus: All]

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

[Spoken: Shoshana Bean, as Cruella de Vil]

You know how people have this little habits that get you down?

Like Jasper and Horace, they didn't know their fabrics

I asked for spots, no, not stripes, not dots, spots!

So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated

And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy

And there's Jasper and Horace, lying on the couch, drinking a beer with ten yards of dotted fabric

No, not spots, dots

So I said to them—I said, "You buy me dots one more time..."

And they did

So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots

Into their heads

[Chorus: All]

They had it coming, they had it coming

They only had themselves to blame

If you'd've been there, if you'd've seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes

[Cassie Scerbo, as the Evil Queen]

I met Doc in a faraway land about two years ago

He told me he was single and we hit it off right away

So we started living together

He'd go to work in a little Jewish mine

And come home singing Hi Ho!

I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner

And then I found out

Single he told me? Single my glass

Not only he was married, oh no, he had six men

One of those dwarves, you know

So that night when he came home from work

I fixed him a drink as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juice

He had it coming, he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it, and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

[Amber Riley, as Ursula]

Now, I'm standing over the cauldron

Making us some catfish for dinner

Minding my own business

And in storms prince Eric in a jealous rage

"You've been screwing King Triton" he says

He was crazy, and he kept on screaming

"You've been screwing King Triton"

And then he ran in to my tentacles

He ran into my tentacles eight times

If you had been there, if you had seen it

I bet that you would have done the same

[Kimberly Cole, as the Queen of Hearts]

"Yes, but did you do it?"

Uh uh, not guilty

[Todrick Hall, as Scar]

My brother Mufasa and I had this circus act

And my lady Sarabi used to tag along with us

Now, for the last number in our act we did this 20 acrobatic tricks in a row: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flips-flops, one right after the other

So this one night before the show, I go down to the hotel Figaro

Playing with the hyenas, having a few laughs

And we ran out of zebras, so I went out to get some

I come back into the den, and there's Sarabi and Mufasa doing number 17, the Spread Eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I don't remember a thing, I wasn't until later, I was washing the blood out of my paws

I even knew they were dead

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I've done it

How could you tell me that i was wrong?

They had it coming (They had it coming)

They had it coming all along (I guess the Lion sleeps tonight)

I didn't do it (he didn't do it)

But if I've done it (But if he done it)

How could you tell me that i was wrong?

[Pia Toscano, as Maleficent]

I love King Stephan more than I could possibly say

He was an artistic guy, sensitive and full of wishes

But he was always trying to find himself

He'd go out every night looking to find himself and on the way

He found: Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

Cause if they used us, and they abused us

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you had been there, If you had seen it

I bet that you would have done the same

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes