Agent Thunderbone, come in, Agent Thunderbone

You should see a man below on a square

With a red cap and a wooden leg carrying a briefcase

Take it from him

Yeah, that's a negative, Mama Bird

These college kids invited me to a party

And apparently John Cena's brother's gonna be there

Focus on your mission, Thunderbone

The Sri Lankan orphans need us now more than ever

Agent Double-O-Dickbag, heh-heh

Come in, Dickbag

(This is a private linе)

Improbable mission, get into position, this isn't a damn drill

Time to start thе engine, head into collision and bring it to standstill

Target acquired, fire at will, I'm hired to hunt down and kill

Spy versus spy inside the mind of a liar and I got my hands filled

Fistfights, bare knucks

With a big knife, crawlin' around in the air ducts

Someone home, cover blown

Zipline escaping out of sheer luck

(Oh)

Briefcase by the handle as I dangle from a window ledge

Kicking both legs

(Oh)

Street chase, tip over a fruit stand and limp away

Savin' the world is in a simple day for spies like these

Out of the limelight, please

We keep it incognito

At the gala ball with a gal with a parasol in a black tuxedo

And the fact is we know shit's about to go down in a big way right after the keynote

In a packed casino

Disarm the bomb with seconds left and laugh as we go

Welcome to secret agent life

Here's your number, forget your name

And once you get a good taste

Nothing will ever be the same

It gets a little dangerous

But with the salary, we can't complain

Welcome to secret agent life

Welcome to secret agent life

(Oh)

We took over the ballroom floor

We taught them what the ballroom is

We took over the ballroom floor

We taught them 'bout the ballroom blitz

We took the dance floor, it was a ballroom blitz

It sounds more like an invitation when you say it in that way

"Agent Thunderbone, come in"