[Intro: (André 3000), Phife Dawg]

(Yo, I'm checkin' for Left Eye, man)

Oh God, 'G', hm

I don't know, God, I don't know, God

I don't, God, I don't really, really know

Check the flow

[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]

My man Al B. Sure!, he's In Effect Mode

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

It's not like honey dip would wanna get wit me

But just in case, I own more condoms than TLC

Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop

Late Thursday night, playing ball at Run N' Shoot

I see my girl Chilli in her Lexus Coupe

Sittin' pretty, oohh, in that hot pink suit

And BAM!! In through the door, she struts

It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut

(But Left Eye's the dime piece)

Yeah, you know it's all good

But I heard was a hood

It's like that, y'all

My name's Malik, The Five Foot Freak

It's like that, y'all

My name's Malik, The Five Foot Freak

It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E I rule

TLC up in the house, CrazySexyCool

You know what I'm sayin'? (Word)