[Intro: (André 3000) & Phife Dawg]

(Yo, I'm checkin' for Left Eye, man)

Oh God 'G', hm

I don't know God, I don't know God

I don't God, I don't really really know, check the flow

[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]

My man Al B. Sure! "He's In Effect Mode"

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

It's not like honey dip would wanna get wit me

But just in case I own more condoms than TLC

Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop

Late Thursday night playing ball at run and shoot

I see my girl Chilli in her Lexus Coupe

Sittin' pretty, oohh, in that hot pink suit

And BAM!! In through the door she struts

It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut

(But Left Eye's the dime piece)

Yeah, you know it's all good

But I heard was a hood

It's like that y'all

My name's Malik the Five Foot Freak

It's like that y'all

My name's Malik the Five Foot Freak

It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E I rule

TLC up in the house, CrazySexyCool

You know what I'm sayin? (Word)