[Verse 1]

I was dressed for success

But success, it never comes

And I'm the only one who laughs

At your jokes when they are so bad

And your jokes are always bad

But they're not as bad as this

[Pre-Chorus]

Come join us in a prayer

We'll be waiting, waiting where

Everything's ending here

[Chorus 1]

And all the sterile striking, it defends an empty deck you cast away

And rain upon your forehead where the mist's for hire if you just let it clear

Let's spend our last quarter stamps randomly

Go down to the outlet once again

[Verse 2]

Painted portraits of minions and slaves

Crotch-mavens and one night plays

Are they the only ones who laugh

At the jokes when they are so bad?

And the jokes are always bad

But they're not as bad as this

[Pre-Chorus]

Come join us in a prayer

We'll be waiting, waiting where

Everything's ending here

[Chorus 2]

And all the Spanish candles unsold have gone away to this

And a run-on piece of mountain trembles, shivers, runs down the freeway

I guess she spent her last quarter randomly

I guess, a guess, it's the best of me