[Verse 1: Cal]

Let me inject a little knowledge in

And tell the people out there how I got my collage in

It took a while, yeah, to get through this

But I love this college shit like Gaga loves Judas

From the minute that I showed up

I kept the drinks flowin' and the rest rolled up

Now I am sittin' here wishin' time had slowed up

Cause it seems this Rugrat is finally All Grow’d Up

No Way

I had only just arrived

Time to figure out how Im'a turn these four years into five

Huntin' for biddies, yeah you know I mack around

Never thinkin' for a second that I’d rock a cap and gown, yeah

Cause this journey is something I ain’t never planned

I’ll be killin' hooks I am never leavin' Neverland

Wave goodbye to all the ladies that I left here

Shit I’m short a class? Fuck it, see ya next year-

[Hook]

So instead of growin' up, we just throw down

And I never knew how much I would miss this town

Like, never never grow, never never never grow

Never never grow up

And I don’t know where, I can’t say when

But I know it won’t be long til we at it again

Singin', never never grow, never never never grow

I’ll never never grow up, not me

[Verse 2: Loggy]

Bell rings

Get yo degrees is what that means

But what the hell man I thought that it was summertime

I’m seein' people jump in line

Signing up for classes while I’m asking for another lime

Cause my Corona’s gettin' lonely

And I’m just hangin' loose, no job interviews

Cause I spend my afternoons skinny dipping in the fountain of youth, c'mon

And I keep hearin' are you ready for the real life?

Audition for the Real World that’d be real nice

Tellin' it tellin' it, even when I’m always spellin' it

Ain’t no J-O-B for me they got me yellin' it

I’m sorry, I’m not enjoyin' the majority

Yeah, cause stayin' young is meaning more to me

Knew so many girls I could’ve started a sorority

But I'mma go explorin' cause this college shit is boring me!

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Mike Stud]

Look, backwards hat went to class when I had to

Walked in and they’re like, “Who the fuck is that dude?”

Lame-ass teachers always tried to give me hassle

Cause they didn’t get play in college like Matt Cassel

Look at me teach, I’m gettin' the last laugh

Got the diploma and I’m takin' over frat rap

Yeah, But really though, the weekends only got better

Couldn’t wait for Friday, hi Rebecca

Athletics were dope, but I wanted fun too

So I was the drunk dude, sittin' in the lunch room

Drinkin' coke, with just a couple of shots in it

Tryin' not to be obvious, but was the opposite

Fuck it though, I guess I never want to leave

Ferris Bueller, I got something clever up my sleeve

I said peace to Duke and then became a rapper

Hit up Georgetown, to cop a fuckin' Master’s

(Chorus)

Show em how we do this shit scotched up

No I’m never growin' up