[Intro: Special K (of Awesome 2)]
Peace, this is Special K from the legendary Awesome 2. Twenty years in the game of hip hop and running strong and just trying to bear witness to microphone fitness. The first annual Awesome 2 Spelling Bee with my peoples, Time Machine, in the building. You know, DJ Mekalek, Jaysonic, and Comel. They’re about to do their thing, and Awesome get behind them one thousand percent. [?] to experience the sound
[Verse 1: Jaysonic and Comel 15]
[Jaysonic]
You can’t spell “embarrassment” without “bare ass,” so if
You’re looking for bear ass, then follow bear tracks
[Comel 15]
And you
Can’t spell “acupuncture” without “punk.” Punks
Are on pins and needles, acting up when they’re drunk
[Jaysonic]
You know you
Can’t spell “obituary” without “bitch,” ‘cause ain’t it
A bitch how life so suddenly switch?
[Comel 15]
Well, you
Can’t spell “fashion” without “ash.” Go shop-
-ping and burn right through all of your cash
[Jaysonic]
Yo, you
Can’t spell “crucial” without “crew.” When shit
Gets thick, make sure your crew’ll look out for you
[Comel 15]
And you
Can’t spell “Escalade” without “laid.” You’re more
Likely to ass if you’re flossing you’re paid
[Jaysonic]
Man, you
Can’t spell “hotel” without “ho,” so if you
Got yourself a ho, you know where to go
[Comel 15]
Well, you
Can’t spell “parental” without “rent,” so don’t move
Out of the house ‘til you got dollars and cents
[Jaysonic]
You can’t
Spell “responsibility” without “bill.” Before you
Use that credit card, make sure you got enough skrill
[Comel 15]
You know you
Can’t spell “graduate” without “ate.” With a
PhD, after that, you got shrimp on your plate
[Jaysonic]
And you
Can’t spell “condom” without “dumb.” Ain’t nothing
Dumber than a one-night stand without using one
[Comel 15]
Ayyo, you
Can’t spell “cupid” without “cup.” Before you
Drink that love potion, better sign a prenup
[Interlude 1: Special K (of Awesome 2)]
OK, OK, fellas, that was real cool and everything, but I think you can do much better. Aight? I mean, just really make it happen for me this time around. You fellas got the crazy beats and the hot rhyme skills, and the feel is taking me back to the early 90s, when hip hop was pure and fun. This is the Awesome 2’s Emcee Spelling Bee, man. You got to step up and show and prove. Come on
[Verse 2: Comel 15 and Jaysonic]
[Comel 15]
You can’t spell “heroine” without “hero.” Heroes
Pick up bad habits, quickly turn to zeroes
[Jaysonic]
You can’t spell “disappearance” without “ear.” You get
Old, your sight goes, then you cannot hear
[Comel 15]
And you
Can’t spell “America” without “Eric.” That’s my
Government name. Now that you know it, forget it
[Jaysonic]
Well, you
Can’t spell “maniac” without “man.” Some men
Lose their mind and never find it again
[Comel 15]
You can’t spell “sultry” without “try,” so don’t
Try so hard, love, ‘cause you caught my eye
[Jaysonic]
Yo, you
Can’t spell “reminder” without “mind.” Don’t
Mind me. I’m just a bit forgetful sometimes
[Comel 15]
And you
Can’t spell “cooking” without “king.” I’ll make
A meal for you girl and turn her into my queen
[Jaysonic]
You can’t spell “promiscuous” without “promise.” Get caught
Cheating and your girl leaves, don’t be astonished
[Comel 15]
Yo, you
Can’t spell “economy” without “con.” Don’t get
Conned into donation to that telethon
[Jaysonic]
You know you
Can’t spell “reservation” without “serve.” You better
Show up on time for cocktails and hors d'oeuvres
[Comel 15]
You can’t spell “Marriot” without “riot.” A hundred
Bucks for room service? Comel won’t be quiet
[Jaysonic]
And you
Can’t spell “funeral” without “fun.” Hope you
Had a good time ‘cause now your life is done
[Outro: Special K (of Awesome 2)]
Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. This needs to be heard right now. Spelling Bee, Time Machine. We gonna run with it, aight? Yours truly, Special K, [?] Awesome 2, put our stamp on and prove on it like we always do. Aight? Signing off, it’s a wrap. Peace. We’re out here like [?]