Time Machine - “Let's Not Be Real”

[Emcee(s): Jaysonic and Comel 15]

[Producer(s): Stoerok]

[Scratches: Mekalek]

[Hook/Vocals: Pam Jennings]

[Verse 1: Jaysonic]

Let's

Not be real like hair grown from Rogaine with

Minoxidil. Head's up, it's a toxic spill. You gots to chill

Let's not be real ‘cause counterfeit is cheaper

Like copping your gear at the same spot you got your beeper

Let's not be real ‘cause everyone likes big breasts

And you're getting less attention with A-cups on your chest

Get real. I smell your insecurities

That baking soda odor exposes impurities. What's

Your cut? Ninety-ten? Eighty-twenty? Fifty-fifty?

We all got butts, and they all get shitty

For real though, is that real Joe or decaf? Girl

Is this a fake number, or are you giving me the real math? On the

Real, my name is Felix. I starred in The Matrix

I live my life fearless on an everyday basis

I've been so many places, eight or nine continents. My big

Cock's as fat as Hitchcock—can you stand the suspense?

[Hook 1: Pam Jennings and Samples with Scratches by Mekalek] (x2)

[Samples with Scratches by Mekalek]

"So why I try to keep it real? Huh, it's real" - Sample from No I.D. on No I.D. ft. Dug Infinite - "The Real Weight"

[Pam Jennings]

Let’s not be real. Let’s not be real

[Verse 2: Comel 15]

Let's

Not be real. (Fuck that) I’ll bust steel, got a

Half a mill and, on the weekends, I’ll pump krill. Got a

Record deal, and, on it, the lawyer said that I own it—beats and

Components—and I could do whatever I wanted

Let's be real. Wait, let's not. I own the world, you, and

Your girl, Mars, Saturn, and Jupiter—that's surreal—but I’m

Steering the wheel on NASA space shuttle and then I huddle to

Choose the play on Super Bowl Sunday—that's on Monday

Let’s be crazy. Naw, I'd rather not be real ‘cause when

Illogically, I reason, things that's unreal turn real

And a senseless rhyme sentence makes sense when it's mentioned

In a real environment and it's heard by real henchmen

Then a realist and idealist then revealed its unrealness in

Paradoxical, analogical, and an optical view clearance

Real parents, real errands, real meat on that sandwich

Or really, unrealistically, relate with real coherence

Let’s keep it unreal, hakuna matata, God damn it

‘Cause when my rhymes unreally wrap, I’ll rap with real clearance

And when one is illogical, all things become apparent, so

Fuck fuck the real, and let’s unreally do the damage

[Hook 1: Pam Jennings and Samples with Scratches by Mekalek] (x2)

[Samples with Scratches by Mekalek]

"So why I try to keep it real? Huh, it's real" - Sample from No I.D. on No I.D. ft. Dug Infinite - "The Real Weight"

[Pam Jennings]

Let’s not be real. Let’s not be real

[Hook 2: Pam Jennings] (x4)

Everything is real, if you ask me

‘Cause, if it wasn’t real, then what else would it be?

[Outro: Pam Jennings]

Everything is real, if you ask me