Some old dude didn't wanna retire

So he set the old folks home on fire

Yeah, they knew it was him, cause only he knew how

Cause he manned a flamethrower back at Guadalcanal

So he rigged a leaf blower to a gasoline can

He was sick of all the nurses and the raisin bran

He made sure the old ladies got out alright

N' then he burnt the fucker down on Thursday night

He had a lot of balls for a man his size

He was kinna hard to cathetеrize

Yeah Grand-daddy nevеr was a bed pan man

When he had to go the shit hit the fan

Had all the Jello that he could stand

Yeah Grand-daddy never was a bed..pan..man!