I'm not a wax crayon fan

I don't think they're easy to handle

When I've got one in my hand

It's like trying to write with a candle

Wax crayons (wax crayons)

You can't draw tomatoes with the red one

Wax crayons (wax crayons)

Never use the yellow one to sign a cheque

I'm not a wax crayon fan

I much prefer felt-tips

When I chew on a crayon

It gives me greasy lips

Wax crayons (wax crayons)

No good for doing crosswords

Wax crayons (wax crayons)

Never use one to draw a very thin line

I'm not a wax crayon fan

Unless I use them for shadings

Or brass rubbings

Or a fence post in a guinea pig's garden