Hey partners, how you doin'

You look like rows of flowers

I really hope you like my jokes

Guess what - I'm on for four hours

Hey partners, I got a horse

He hangs out with actors and writers

The trouble is, he smokes so much

That now he's got bucking bronchitis

Hey partners, why are you staring

Hey partners, smile a bit louder

Hey partners, don't be like that

You try writing a song to start the show

It's not easy

Easy peasy

Pudding and pie

I'm a Russian spy