When I go to the cinema

And the listing says the film starts at 3

I know the film doesn't actually start at 3

And there's 20 minutes of trailers and adverts first

Oh yeah

So now when I go to the cinema

And the listing says the film starts at 3

I leave my house at about 5 past 3

So I can avoid all the trailers and adverts and stuff

Oh yeah

But sometimes

I get caught in a bit of traffic

And I miss the first minute of the film

It hurts so bad

And other times

I time it just right

And the film is rubbish