[Intro: Calvin & (Ox)]

Go on ahead and laugh if you want, bet you guys won't be laughing when I get 5 new jerseys from the family who wants to adopt

(You ain't getting adopted)

Yes I will, cause I have a destiny. All orphans are special, all orphans have destinies

(Oh yeah, well, maybe in books, but, you wanna name a real one?)

Moses.... and Nelson Mandela, Marilyn Monroe, AND Dante Culpepper

[Verse: Tim Saunders]

I could just hop in the booth juh like "fuck it"

I make a song and they love it, aye

I make it shine like Victoria Justice

I can go fast without rushing, aye

I'm Lil Wayne when it come to that fuck shit

That mean I float right above it

I come prepared the rhymes and straight buss it

That's that old school like a musket

Man fuck all that Envy, I'm Desus and Mero

Might bounce in the whip like Eddie Guerrero

I been making beats, I'm Fetty Guerrero

Y'all fake in the streets, I'm Petty Guerrero

You out of ideas, I ain't never been there tho

I got recipes I ain't ready to share tho

You hating on me but I really don't care tho

They pirate the sound, man I think they Jack Sparrow

I guess my fit looking like Spurs player

It's black and white, it look like Zendaya

Man I got em jumping, look at em there

Man look at the height, man look at the air

My talent look just like the ice in ya ear

It look like it's Sprite, that mean it's clear

My dogs finna bite, you need to beware

My flow is on Charlotte, I do it with flair

All eyes on me where it to need to be

I'm in ya head like Beadybees

Homeboy, I does it like Eazy E

I want the glory like GBE

I'm the top dog, nigga TDE

Boy hit the brakes, no EBC

You getting played, no DVD

Nigga I'm balling like 3v3