[Intro: Knights Announcer]

Calvin's just won himself an LA Knights sweatshirt

[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]

I’m not Shelby Marx, I can't kick it with you

I'm not Justin Tucker, I can’t kick it with you

I'm not Shawn Michaels, I can't kick it with you (sexy boy!)

I'm not Draymond Green, I can't kick it with you

[Verse 1: Tim Saunders]

Mayweather vs McGregor

What that mean? I can't kick it with you

Fake friends always been a issue

Only want you round when it's beneficial

Boy I earned my stripes, yeah I been official

Like I got a zebra shirt, and a whistle

So she wanna buss it like Ms. Frizzle

But I ain't Messi, I can’t kick it wit you

Niggas can’t check me, I am not box

Can't put hands on me I am not a clock

Yeah I’m prime time like it's 9:00

In case y'all was worried, like a otter box

Yeah, I get gaup, like a lot a lot

It is not a shock, when we set up shop

Yeah on the dot, like Mavado watch

You ain't gotta like it but ya gotta watch, nigga, ah!

[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]

[Verse 2: Derek]

Can’t kick it with you like I lost both feet

To a land mine, tryna waste my damn time, she

Came to my house with no FaceTime

Didn't call the landline, blow me like a dandelion, Treesh (Sheesh)

Unannounced bitches with my info

Go ahead and let go, frozen with the cold pole

She ain't never shot no scenes, tryna GoPro

Strap to her head, make her shake like a snow globe, we

Just boys and we sing those songs

I know we boys, but I ain't kickin (I ain't kicking it)

Can't hang like I did no wrongs, my energy issa privilege

Enough to uplift a village

And you don't deserve it, you a poor version

Of the Marriott, plus the poor service

Can't kick it with you, FIFA not working

[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]

[Outro: Tim Saunders]

I'm not Forrest Griffin, I can't kick it with you, no

I am not Renaldo, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Jaden Smith, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Vinetari, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Jackie Chan, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Jankowski, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Sami Zayn, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Sharkeisha, I can't kick it with you, no

I am not the Zohan, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Kofi Kingston, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Hope Solo, I can't kick it with you, no

I'm not Draymond Green, I can't kick it with you, woah