Hello Bobby my old friend

It's good to see you once again

How's your mother, how's your aunt?

How's your father's skin diving suit?

I've got something you should see

Back at my place; come with me

I've got some brand new furnishings

Plus 99 dead baboons

99 dead baboons

Sitting in my living room

Not too functional it seems

But quite a conversation piece

This one's Jake, that one's Dinah

There's Big Ned in my recliner

No it's not a lazy boy

Can't you see it's a dead baboon?

Dead baboons, dead baboons

Dead baboons, dead baboons

How they got here I'm not sure

Woke up one day, there they werе

Luckily I've got a lease

Allowing pеts if they're deceased

I'm just thankful they're not apes

Cause apes would clash with the drapes

No more napkins at my parties

Wipe your hands on a dead baboon

Dead baboons, dead baboons

Dead baboons, dead baboons

Dead baboons are lots of fun

Playing water balloons I've always won

You can keep your dead giraffes and swine

I'll take dead baboons every time

There's just one problem I have found

It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow

But what a happy snorkelling device

With 99 dead baboons

Dead baboons, dead baboons

Dead baboons, dead baboons