I never swallowed that cheap booze

I keep my distance from straight dudes

I joined the army just to get morphine

I love my bluesy cause she walks so strange

Ah, well you know I think we ought to have a party

Just to break up the day

Come on and meet me underneath the exit

Of our brand new freeway

I've got the freeway dixieland rocket ship blues

I got the tug boat, high steppin', starstudded blues

I got the kite flyin', bubble gum, Sunday school blues

I got the hotel bump and grind, money makin' blues

Ah, come on down and play in the traffic

And watch the cars go crazy

We'll pull on over the starlight and disappear in the haze

I've got the hot dog hanky pankin' all night long blues

I've got the cop car shoot out, whistle pig blues

I've got the rose bowl low tide, lawn mower blues

I've got the freeway dixieland rocketship blues

I never swallowed them cheap booze

I keep my distance from straight dudes

I joined the army just to get morphine

I love my bluesy cause she walks so strange

Yeah, we oughta have a party

Yeah, just to break up the day

Come on pull over by the starlight

Cop car shoot out, whistle pig blues