[Verse 1: Lindsey Porch (Bob Druwing)]

There better be something cooking in the kitchen when I get home

Something gourmet, or a steakhouse filet, or a cut still on the bone

Not the usual junk she makes, like lasagna or rice and beans

I've told her so many times to raise the bar on what we eat

[Chorus: Lindsey Porch (Bob Druwing)]

I warned you, I don't want spaghetti again

I warned you, I don't want spaghetti again

[Post-Chorus: Lindsey Porch (Bob Druwing), Ruth Carr (Jennifer Mims)]

You overcooked the noodles, I bet

The sauce is probably just from a jar

No garlic bread for me to dip

But wait! There's more!

[Verse 2: Ruth Carr (Jennifer Mims)]

The spaghetti was just the first course

I know you're hungry as a horse

I got the entrée to turn you on

I'm cooking veal parmesan!