DLH: I love spending time with you, son

Puppet: Hey dad, when am I gonna turn into a man?

DLH: You're a hard, green tomato. And you're gonna ripen from a green tomato to a red, hairy tomato!

Puppet: You don't know what you're talkin' about, daddy!

DLH: Yeah- oh, yes I do. And I made a song to teach you this lesson about puberty

Puberty

Make me fall in love sexually

I have no hair on me, puberty

Puberty!

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