[Intro]

DLH: Hello everybody, and this is David Liebe Hart! And I fell in love with this beautiful girl named Marcama

Marcama: I'm from another planet, called Korendor!

DLH: I fill- I finally met my first love, so you girls out in Earth eat your heart out for standing me up on many dates. I got a [stumbling] alien extraterrestrial woman that just cares about me and is in my corner. And we can make love together like the sun makes love to the stars that orbit around it

Marcama: That's so sweet of you, dear!

[Verse 1: DLH]

I fell in love with a girl named Marcama

And I love her a lot

I wanna love her like the Milky Way

Goes on endlessly forever

I love her to bit, I wanna kiss her on the lips

[Interlude: Marcama]

That's so sweet that you care about me so wonderfully. And I met this beautiful guy from Earth and I like him a lot!

[Verse 2: Marcama]

I fell in love with a David by the name David Liebe Hart

And I love him a lot

I wanna make love to him like light and dark

Like the stars at night

I love him to bit, I wanna kiss him on the lips

[Chorus: DLH and Marcama]

I love her to bit, I wanna kiss her on the lips

I love him to bit, I wanna kiss him on the lips

I love her to bit, I wanna kiss her on the lips

[Outro]

Marcama: That was so sweet to sing a song about me! My goodness, I haven't found a boyfriend like this on Star Korendor

DLH: Why did you choose me over all the Korendian men on Star Korendor?

Marcama: Because, I like things that are different! I'd like to get someone that's Earthling

DLH: Well, I'm a- I'm um, multi-culture mix myself, I'm part German, French, and Afro-American, and Scotch-Irish, and a patch Indian, and you're Korendian. So we can make a good milkshake of milk and ice cream together. That's so romantic. Maybe we can have whipped cream babies together