[Intro: Bread Harrity]

Do you guys like party?

How many of you like uh, spaghetti meatball songs?

You, or you?

Do you guys like party?

[Verse 1: Tim, Eric, and Bread]

Now we're gonna make sweet love to you

And I'm thinkin' it will be so hot

I'm gonna ride on top of you

Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I've got

That sounds like a plan, we can do it in the dark

[Verse 2: Tim, Eric, and Bread]

I bought some scented candle spray

To cover up the smell of my junk

I'm gonna shave my crotch all day

I'll even let you jump my trunk

Just wait a minute, this is moving pretty fast

[Verse 3: Tim, Eric, and Bread]

We want to give our life to you

And we're ready to leave our kids

I don't wanna be a mom no more

'Cause we really wanna leave our kids

I don't think that this is what I'm looking for

[Chorus: Both Tim and Eric]

We're gonna be your love slaves, we'll do anything sexually

I will give the kids away to my mom

Then we'll have more time for sex, every kind of kinky sex

We'll do anything that's on our mind