[Verse 1: Tim]

I sit down when I pee

There's nothing that crazy 'bout me

I'm just takin' a whiz, mind your own biz

Why is everybody always staring at me?

[Verse 2: Eric and Tim]

Hey bro, I gotta go

Let me through, I gotta go number two

No can do, I'm taking a pee

Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

[Interlude: Eric and Tim]

Are you sitting down? I'm sitting down

And you're not making brown? I'm not making brown

Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade

But are you sitting down? I'm sitting down!

[Verse 3: Eric and Tim]

Why don't you stand like a regular man?

Then you can pee in the urinal can

If you really wanna know why I'm sitting strong

I just can't stand touching my dong