[Intro]

My son Chip passed away, was stolen out of a box at the Dicksboro's apartment. Now I got a new boy, and this is the new one that replaced Chip the Black Boy that was stolen

[Verse: DLH and Puppet]

Father and son, I wanna teach him right from wrong

Father and son, I wanna grow up and be strong

I want the best for my child

I wanna grow up and be wild

[Chorus: DLH and Puppet]

I'm the best dad, I'm the best son

I'm the best dad, no I'm the best son

I'm the best dad, no I'm the best son

I'm the best dad!

You're the worst dad, so just cool it!

I'm the best daaaaad

No, I'm the best sooooooon

Daaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!

Sooooooooooon

[Outro]

Uh, discipline's a natural thang and you will be punished throughout your life. Everlasting punishment will teach you right from wrong, to go on and make a better person out of you