[Intro: Pierre]

Are you ready kids?

Doo dah doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 1: Pierre]

Now slap your hands

Now spread those wings

Doo dah doo doo

Feather yo bangs

Shake yo buns

That's nice

Now think about your dad

What's your dad like?

I wanna meet that dad

[Chorus: Pierre]

Doo dah doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 2: Pierre]

Now smile at the moon

Love that moon

Have a glass of wine

It's okay kids, I won't tell

Now lick your lips

Turn me on now

Make a doo doo

Do it kids

Make a doo doo

[Chorus: Pierre]

Doo dah doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo, dah doo doo

Dah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 3: Pierre]

Slap ya face

Slap your friend

Get sexy kids

Doo dah doo doo

Stinks in here

Smells like meat

Rotten meat

Kids, why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places?

[Outro: Pierre]

Kids, you stupid motherfuckers

What the hell's wrong with you kids?