We are Llamas - Intellectual

[Intro]

[Hook]

Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]

Call the cops, call the cops

Got mad motherfucking marijuana crops

Got lime trees and lemon trees

Got twenty dirty bitches down on their knees

Water, water, H2O

No big screens, no HBO

Tomato, tomato, potato, potato

These hoes just won the fat boy lotto

Hef, please let me use your grotto

Hefty bitches is my motto

If you get on top, hooker

I think you might break my throttle

I'll knock your head off

You softer than a bitch's skin

You stupid bitches cannot win

Fuck your wifey in the face

And then I'll take your next of kin

Rin Tin Tin, I'll stick a dildo

In your fucking fish food

Which dude's fish food

A rich dude's fish food

I got an iPad

iMac body and your mama sucks my dick

When she's high on mollies, mollies

[Hook]

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[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]

Dirt Nasty and shit

This is agriculture

I grab a vulture (Cluck!)

Who left that soda on the table?

Grab a coaster (Do that shit)

Girls wanna cuddle (Mhmm)

Yeah, they wanna snuggle (Come'er)

Aw, that's a cute teddy bear

Put it in your butthole

Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, bitch, I'm a farmer (Yeah)

Come through with a ugly ass ho, call her two-headed llama

She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas (Good night)

I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

[Hook]

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[Verse 3: Riff Raff]

Ay, yo

Spandex (Spandex)

I pull up with a lamb text (Lamb text)

Too strudel, toaster strudel

Ballin' on you poodles (Swish!)

Two cougars

Forty-plus, clutching Rugers (How?)

Black out the two-seater

MC Hammer, have you seen her (Have you seen her, seen her, seen her)

Forty karats in the gallon (Seen her)

It's apparent, your parents, got 'em runnin' like mascara (Oh, shit)

Tempers flaring

I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren (Wooh)

Four bad bitches on probation

Are you sharing? (Are you sharing?)

Got 'em jealous, twenty inches on you fellas chop propellers

Got 'em running over Jerome Bettis, Versace lettuce

No dieting, Gucci eyelids

I go to sleep, snobby pilots (Shh…)

[Hook]

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[Verse 4: Diplo]

(Diplo)

I'm a farmer boy

Goin' Scottie Pippen in Illinois

Teeth full of diamonds and corduroys

Been a while since I was unemployed

I’m the real McCoy, not a Hatfield

My RV got rims on twelve wheels

I ride to the club on a school of seals

Turtles and beluga whales

Escargot and a plate of snails

My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well

Only time will tell, bong like I just cracked the liberty bell

Gracin' on the cover of Mademoiselle

Sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell

Andy Milonakis just went to jail

Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Ls smelling like Adele

[Hook]

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