[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]

Rolling 'round town in my pink Corvette

Sipping on lean with Alanis Morissette

How pimp can it get, how pimp can it get

Motherfucker, how pimp can it get

Skating on bitches with my Razor scooter

Don't got a Glock, but I got a taser shooter

I'm a ruler like that slick dude, cuz

Popping them benzos one by one

My Xanny's so green, greener than a Martian

My granny's so mean, kicked me out of her apartment

That's when I started slinging that raw up

More than a vegan Puerto Rican's class jar

If you fuck with my family, I'll do you like Saw

Did you see Saw, did you see Saw?

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]

Dirt Nasty, Raff Reezy, Milonaky

We're here tripping on nightly

Thanks for having us over for the symphony tea, conductor

I ain't tripping on nightly rock laser

Burn rubber by the scrubs at the bus station

Drunk, wasted, sipping on dramamine

Driving on the highway, sleeping, having dreams

Green aliens come in to probe me

Woke up naked, talking to the police

But you know I don't talk to the police

I told them lies--"Hi, I'm Tony"

Now I'm sitting in the jail, wearing all orange

Am I gonna do life, Martin Lawrence

Woke up again, but now I'm in the hospital

Tubes in my dick, got the morphine popsicles

[Verse 3: Riff Raff]

Sapphire face, cradle robber (robber)

Pull up on you snobs in the peach cobbler

Pie, I can make it rain like a Cherokee (Cherokee)

Doing rain dances, will you marry me (marry me)

Some questions never asked twice

Two times sober on a Tuesday night (Tuesday)

Windpipe sound like I'm kin to Prince (Prince)

Rap game Travis Tritt, my diamonds look like Kibbles and Bits (roof)

Pass out milk and candy like a camp counselor (camp counselor)

Pour vodka and codeine on your bouncer (bouncer)

Tortillas, they sound like Reuben Studdards (Reuben)

Hide the 40 cal in the Sam's Club peanut butter