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They all are pretty ugly and they all are fat

And when they play their instruments they sound like crap

Patrick's out of tune and Terel is totally flat

And Anthony and David have no rhythm in fact

They're the Three Cities band

They're the worst damn band in the land

And if going to their show is your plan

Bring a book to read, a DVD

They'll bore your ears to death you'll see

The Three Cities band