Way back in the 70s

I met this guy who had claimed to have seen Jesus

I asked him to point me in his direction

He points toward this porta potty off the I-70 intersection

Inside there's this guy

He looks up at me and says

I shit you not, "Whatup bro"

I tell him, dude, this is the 70s

Noone talks like that yet

Especially not a caucasian fellow such as yourself

But he says "I'm D John"

"The D stands for Died for your sins"

"Remember that"

And I did