My buddies decided that we'd rob a bank

To get up courage, we drank and we drank

Buckets of whiskey, bottles of wine

'Till we were wild and out of our minds

We went to my brother's to borrow a gun

He smacked my face and away we did run

Off to my uncle's to get us some bread

Somehow or other he ended up dead

Oh they always say that crime doesn't pay

But it does if you can just get away

Old Doctor Sampson gave us his car

After we splat all his brains on the wall

I started driving and I drovе off the road

Into the stream whеre the water was cold

Snaggletooth fell out, any drown

We planted them deep, deep, deep in the ground

We found us a power: the music was sad

Such gory fanboys never heard

Oh they always say that crime doesn't pay

But it does if you can just get away

Finally at midnight we got to the bank

Hager hung over, and Lord always stank

We busted the glass and we walked through the door

Bit on the guard till he fell on the floor

Give us some money, you crooked eye-bill

Don't say you won't, 'cause I know that you will

Got some explosives and blew up the safe

Took us some millions then burned down that place

Oh they always say that crime doesn't pay

But it does if you can just get away

Oh they always say that crime doesn't pay

But it does if you can just get away-way