Too tired to get up today

I'm an apathetic bastard today

Too tired to glue the locks on McDonald's front door

Too tired to blow up a Shell

I'm out of my fucking mind (you go, girl)

I'm out of my fucking mind (you go, girl)

Out of my fucking mind

Out of my fucking mind

Too tired to dial 1-800 all day

Too tired to bring down the man

I'm out of my fucking mind (you go, girl)

I'm out of my fucking mind (you go, girl)

Out of my fucking mind

Out of my fucking mind