[Intro]

(Um)

(Let's try Jeff)

Jeff, where the fuck are you?

[Verse]

Weeb lil nigga, Hello Kitty on my shirt

Don't fuck with Star Trek, the gate as fly as Captain Kirk

I just activated, I have to pop a perc

Keep a jet like Silent Bob, damn I should've played in Clerks (Oh)

All these trees like I'm the damn villager (Uh-huh)

Bitch I am the one, that's my favorite eneger

Got the raw sick in my mural, but no vinegar

Killin' beats, oh my, it's quite sinister

No clean jobs, like to see the blood spurt

Bitch I am the shovel, tombstone, and the dirt (Oh no)

Kick back, had a long day at work

Specia dat paintball, open Lil Uzi Vert (Yeah)

Feelin' like a BB 'cause he keep it damn bottled

With my dogs like Chop, bitch that's Grand Theft Auto

Got sauce on a nigga, I be drippin' like Diablo

Keep them hearts feelin' magical just like my nigga Donald (Oh no)

No head, lookin' like a muhfuckin' novel

Watch a nigga pain these pictures like a nigga named Picasso

Come and take a closer look, grab your muhfuckin' goggles (Yah, yah)

'Cause the crowd jump around like the muhfuckas muzzle (Yah, yah, yah)

Uzi, Batman, weed, few things that bring me joy

Eyes same color as Super Meat Boy (Meat Boy)

I'm just tryna ball like a fuckin' beach toy

You know splash on the scene like the coral reef, boy (Splash)

Pop out like a ninja, whoa hey, leave, boy

You know get their heads spinnin' like a fuckin' bee, boy

Jeff sailin' out, screamin', "Bitch, ahoy" (A-hoo)

Doesn't mention Zay, he was just a decoy

Honey senpai, bunny hoppin' on this bitch

Flow sediment-y, straight rockin' on this bitch

Drink too much, straight saucin' this bitch

Like Nemo, like Dory, I'm lost in this bitch (I'm lost)

Weeb-ass nigga, eatin' those up, fuckin' baki (Bak, bak)

And the shit on my TV was made by Miyazaki (Miyazaki)

Sleepin' on some gin, makin' hits like a hachi (That's what?)

Catch me cookin' up, I'm cuttin' up, this a bachi

Feel like a star, yeah, Jirachi

Bitch I'm hyped up, this is my boss theme (Alright)

Switchin' from me light, you cannot harm me (Uh-huh)

Geekin' card games, bitch I live like I'm Yami (Ahh, yeah)

How do you feel? Bitch I feel gnarly (Ah yeah)

Walkin' like a pirate, laughin' all hearty (Hahaha)

I'm stuck in the cool, all this water like Starmie

Everyone shocked at my gas, I'm Marwi

Bapes are expensive, should've been on iCarly (Expensive)

And it ain't noble, I am not Steve (Oh no)

Also confident, I ride cocky

When I say you can't touch me, like I had like threes (Can't touch me)

Yuh