Chris Hansen

By Theycallmejeff

On REDACTED

Released on December 8, 2022

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[Intro: Theycallmejeff]

(You're using an unneeded F)

(Jeff-fuh-fuh)

Ahem

Uhhh

Uh, uh

Ahem (Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)


[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]

Jeff cause natural disasters, Mother Nature (Yeah, yeah)

I'm a fuckin' genius, buyin' them your nomenclature (Uh-huh)

The way I spit this shit, I'm a fuckin' triple-ager

Make the beat and send that bitch to his fuckin' maker (R.I.P)

So high, can't land don't know shit about acres (No I don't)

Chillin' on the cloud, love the views, I'm a draker (Whoop, whoop)

I smoke blunts, not leaves, I am not a raker

Blow long, Adventure Time, stretched out, it's a Jakеr (Adventure Time)

Lеt me give you a tip like a motherfuckin' taker (T, yuh)

You can't fuck with me like a nun, this is prayer (Amen)

Bitch I go ape, I be lookin' like Milo

Bitch I am the shit, I might live in a silo (Uh, uh, uh)

Muffler with the heat, Yu-Gi-Oh!, I'm a pyro (Yuh, yuh)

I got it wrapped up like a muhfuckin' gyro (Wrapped up)

With a dynasty, wait, bitch I'm Shiloh

Pick the beat up, goddamn I feel like FlyLo (Wait, who?)

Tell these niggas study, turn on the fuckin' lofi (Turn on huh?)

A layin' tiger in the booth, goddamn it, oh my (Oh my)

You think you're good as me, I don't know why (Know why)

Bitch I am the best, two chains, no Y


[Verse 2: AHSE]

No Y, oh my

Leave a bum on these niggas like a sty

I'ma die if these niggas won't let me coincide

I reside to ignite, nigga fire, that was pride

Just here with voices like they hear a choir

To advance, like my nigga smokin' blicks, it's like three six

It's the wrong nigga start shit

I don't off shit you start, bitch

Off tip, 'bout to bark, bitch

Voodoo hole, now I'm zooted, ho

No Koodos, on Pluto, though

[Verse 3: Theycallmejeff, AHSE & Bossy]

Fuck on the beat, that's the studio polo

Bakin', cookin' up, I feel like Zorro

Real fuckin' boss, but I feel like Gordo (Yeah, yeah)

Fat nigga eat, my pockets on Gordo (Fat, fat)

Yeah, ay

Why does it sound, and I blow like bill

Pour on that bitch, and I turn her like swish

Turnin' it quick like roll a blick

Poppin' it out, then take my switch

I came in with a bitch, she's tokin' blick (Grrr, grrr)

Nigga have a seat like Hansen on Chris (Of course)

High precision accuracy, bitch I don't miss (Of course)

Fresh like a prince, Will his

How do I soda, Sierra mist

Booted on flowers, where is frisk?