Sample* - Intellectual

[Chorus]

I can't write a radio hit

Can't play guitar, can't sing for shh

But my songs will go down in history

When the catchiest part was written for me

Sample! Sample! Sample!

(When the catchiest part was written for me)

So you're an average musician

Wanna write a hit song, but only wanna put in half the work

Well, if you're in this position, you don't have to be strong

To take advantage of this legal quirk

Just open Spotify and find a song that's real nice

Then claim a portion as your own, become the next Vanilla Ice

(It's a sample!) Not a rip-off, and I'm fully defended

'Cause I put in the description "No infringement intended"

Fans and musicians all alike say I'm infringing copyright

They're saying that you better run

But they can kiss my *quack*, 'cause my song is number one! (Hey!)

I can't write a radio hit

Can't play guitar, can't sing for shh

But my songs will go down in history

When it's written for me

Da, ba-da, ba-da ba-da ba-da, ba

Ba-da, ba-da ba ba ba, song is number one