[Sounds of gunfire and explosions]

The first rule is (The laws of Germany!)

The second rule is (Be nice to Mommy!)

The third rule is (Don't talk to commies!)

The fourth rule is (Eat kosher salamis!)

Hup, two

Hup, two, three, go!

[Guitar solo]

They do their best, they do what they can

They get them ready for Vietnam

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

From old Hanoi to East Berlin

Commando, involved again

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

They do their best, they do what they can

To get them ready for Vietnam

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

(First rule is!) The laws of Germany

(Second rule is!) Be nice to Mommy

(Third rule is!) Don't talk to commies

(Fourth rule is!) Eat kosher salamis

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

(First rule is!) The laws of Germany

(Second rule is!) Be nice to Mommy

(Third rule is!) Don't talk to commies

(Fourth rule is!) Eat kosher salamis