[Intro: Eggward]

What if there were people living in the future

And they decide to run a bunch of simulations

And see what old-school Earth was like?

[Verse 1: Eggward]

Think about it, it's pretty amazin’

What if you're livin' inside a simulation?

What if every time you put your socks in the dryer

And one disappears; is there a glitch in the Matrix?

Ha, we need a computer so big it can simulate the

Then nothing is random and everything’s part of the plan

But if life isn't real and everything's one big trick?

Damn, do we even exist?

[Chorus: Eggward]

Evеrything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is rеal

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel

Do what you feel

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

[Verse 2: Eggward]

What if there are alternate dimensions that we'll never see?

And in every single multiverse there's another you and another me?

Is there a universe where I am not awkward?

Is there a universe where I am a doctor?

Is there a universe where the President doesn't throw tantrums like a goddamn toddler?

Ha, it's just a hypothesis, there's just no way to observe

But what if we found a way to travel to other Earths?

And if there are other me livin’ in different realm

Damn, am I even myself?

[Chorus: Eggward]

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real (Nothing is real)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel

Do what you feel (Do what you feel)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

[Interlude]

Please stand by...

[Bridge: Eggward]

Maybe this world isn’t real after all (I know)

As real as the Santa Claus workin' at the mall (Ohh)

If Bostrom was right and he probably is (Tell me)

We might just be living in a big game of Sims (Big game of Sims)

[Chorus: Eggward]

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real (nothing is real)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real (everything is bullshit)

Might as well live life and do what you feel (you are)

Everything is bullshit

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel (you are)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real