Standing by the cig machine

Trying to pick up girls

Have my plastic cigarette

I can't smoke

She's pulling at the levers

She's glancing at my bulge

I'm 22 now

And I got a nice cock

I have my very own cig machine

Up in my room

Come on up and try it, girls

I'll do the rest

Last time I saw her

Standing by the cig machine

Kicked the TV off the shelf

Bought another case of beer

Took another puff

Off my plastic cigarette