(Verse 1: Jizzy J)
Got Grimm into golf
He was so ass
Working on his game before working on his past
Chilling at the dome
Hitting mindless balls
Grimm needs help
Before his golf game falls
The Baun is his heaven
Putting is his hell
What do I do to break this spell
Swing in his head
Gianna in his bed
Striving for tour but he’ll never hit again
Grimm needs a savior
A lover like Jesus
Without my help he’ll do three lines like Adidas
Religion is his life
Rapping of the dome
Cross so icy
Reflecting that Chrome
50’s like he’s Cent
Paying Chuck’s Rent
Sand is his homе but his mind’s at sea
Game’s so bad he nеver makes a three
Driver to the trees
Grimm on his knees
Chuck’s stealing money
But he’s begging him please
Chewing on his ice
Hating golf’s price
Gotta get to Mazia’s to get that Grimbo Slice
(Chorus: Ryan Grimm)
Who will save me from the slice?
Free me like your Jesus Christ
Choosing sides like flipping dice
Who's advice is worth the price?
Who will save me from the slice?
Free me like your Jesus Christ
Choosing sides like flipping dice
Who's advice is worth the price?
(Verse 2: Junior Squirrel)
Coach Chuck in this shit about to rap on this bitch
Coaching Ryan Grimm and he's fucking dick
I just take his bread and his fucking butt too
I don't care tho cuz he doesn't have a clue
I've been scamming him for years and I don't give a fuck
Feeding my kids and taking from the rich
Grimm will always be ass and that's how it is
He's the worst in the game and he should really quit
He's so fucking ass and it really blows my mind
I'm starting to think that he is somewhat blind
He can't putt
And can't even drive
He can't use his irons and I think he is fried
I'm just gonna crack him in the shed while he's tied
Pump it in his butt and he's a good boy
If I'm feeling freaky then i'll even use a toy
(Chorus: Ryan Grimm)
Who will save me from the slice?
Free me like your Jesus Christ
Choosing sides like flipping dice
Who's advice is worth the price?
Who will save me from the slice?
Free me like your Jesus Christ
Choosing sides like flipping dice
Who's advice is worth the price?
(Outro: Junior Squirrel)
Fuck you Grimm
Coach Chuck out!