[Refrain: Lisa & Bart]

Our life is so confusing

No reason and no rhyme

We've got this funny feeling

Getting old before our time

Gimme what ya got

Gimme what ya got

I know what ya got

Gimme what ya got

[Chorus: Lisa & Bart, Lisa, Bart]

What kind of love brings such confusion?

Shuts out the sun and kills all glee

What are these blues? We're here to tell you

It's sibling rivalry

I don't wanna share, wanna make you nuts

Gimme what ya got, gotta have it all

[Verse 1: Bart, Lisa]

Sometimes I see her doing homework

I'm working hard all by myself

And who can stand a happy sister?

He hates I don't require help (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I put a spider on her shoulder (Oh, yeah, wooh)

I'm not aware that it is fake (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I ask her what the heck that thing is (Eeww!)

I turn and start, I scream and shake (Scream and shake!)

[Bridge: Bart]

Why does it feel so good?

My idea of fun?

I know it's wrong to feel so mean

But, you should've heard her scream (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha ha ha (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Ha, hahahaha. Ha haa (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha hahahaha

[Verse 2: Lisa, Bart, Both]

I am not blameless in this equation

She likes to talk over my head

Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations (Poor Bart)

Before a test she makes me dread (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

'Cause I predict that he will fail (Gonna flunk, woo-ooh)

I chase her down when she is right (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

When I refuse to just turn tail (Hold your ground, Lisa)

We have our most outstanding fights! (Outstanding fights!)

[Chorus: Lisa, Bart, Both]

What kind of love brings such contusions?

All these band-aids the world can see

What is this shame we're here to tell you?

It's sibling rivalry

[Refrain: Lisa & Bart]

A brother and a sister

We're trying not to boast

But we can't help believing

That we'll always be this close

[Outro: Lisa & Bart, Bart]

Siblings find it, oh, so hard

When it comes to giving

Let them once try singing background for a living

A brother and a sister

We will always be this close

Let go of my hand, Lisa