[Verse 1]

Cows, we're remarkable cows

And wherever we go, it's a fabulous show

Oh you know we are cows

That's right, we're cows

Such remarkable cows

We can sing very low

We can dance in a row

We are lovely and slow, oh, oh

Yes, you know we are cows

[Pre-Chorus]

If you thought that all we could do was go 'moo'

Then you ought to come and see what we do

[Chorus]

For we are cows

We're remarkable cows

Such remarkable cows

Ooh, remarkable cows

And wherever we go

And where we go

It's a fabulous show

It's quite a show

Oh, you know we are cows, cows, cows, cows

[Verse 2]

A turn of the head

And a swish of the tail

And a tippity tap of the toes

What a glorious sight

In black and white

And a touch of pink at the nose

[Chorus]

Here we go again, cows

Okay, we're cows

We're remarkable cows

Say hay, we're cows

We can sing very low

We can dance in a row

We are lovely and slow, oh, oh

Oh, you know we are cows

[Pre-Chorus]

If you thought that all we could do was go 'moo'

Then you ought to know that before us, there's not been a chorus line so fine

[Chorus]

'Cause we are cows

How now, we're cows

We're remarkable cows

Now we're taking a bow

And wherever we go, it's a fabulous show

Oh, you know we are cows

And wherever we go

It's a fabulous show

Oh, you know we are cows

And wherever we go

And where we go!

It's quite a show

It's quite a show!

Oh, you know we are cows!

So very fine

In a row, we are cows!

A chorus line

We're incredible cows!

Oh, yes, indeed

Unforgettable cows

An unusual breed

Pay attention, we're cows

Did we mention, we're cows?

[Outro]

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Now our number is through

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