[Verse 1]

Gold!

We're in the gold

It's always all been leadin' up to this

I couldn't give a rat's about it

Pour out a dream and put it to me lips

'What's your name?' I says to the short stop

Casually perched up on Kelly's lap

'Dollar Bill' he says with a smirk on his lip

'Dollar Bill' I says

Careful, Bill, you might get hopped on

[Chorus]

Oh, look who it is, the filthy scroller

The phantom troller says one thing says another

You're grating on me big style

Don't be a wart on the dick

[Verse 2]

Come on!

Here he is now, the leech

You've enough cheek for another arse

I'm probably gettin' willy beamin'

I'm falling home with a barrel imbibed

Bill, Dollar Bill

You're not a stripper anymore

Get down off his lap ye sap

'Okay' he says with a smirk on his lip

'Sure he's been dead for over thirty-odd years'

'Dollar Bill' I says

Careful, Bill, you might get hopped on

[Chorus]

Oh, look who it is, the filthy scroller

The phantom troller says one thing says another

You're grating on me big style

Don't be a wart on the dick

[Spoken]

Dollar Bill

[Bridge]

Dollar, open like a flower in the sun

Dollar, open like a flower in the sun

Dollar, open like a flower in the sun

Dollar, don't be like a shite out in the rain

Don't be like a shite out in the rain

[Chorus]

Oh, look who it is, the filthy scroller

The phantom troller says one thing says another

You're grating on me big style

Don't be a wart on the dick

Oh, look who it is, the filthy scroller

The phantom troller says one thing says another

You're grating on me big style

Don't be a wart on the dick

Don't be a wart on the dick

Don't be a wart on the dick

Don't be a wart on the dick

Don't be a wart on the dick

[Bridge]

Nothing will change until it is faced head on

You can only eat the elephant one mouthful at a time

Nothing fails like success

[Verse 3]

Gold!

You're in the gold

It's always all been leadin' up to this

You couldn't give a rat's about it

Pour out a dream and put it to yer lips

'Listen here,' I says to the short stop

You'd better start the day with a clean arse

You wanna have your balls about ye

'Dollar Bill' I says

Careful, Bill, you might get hopped on

[Chorus]

Oh, look who it is, the filthy scroller

The phantom troller says one thing says another

You're grating on me big style

Don't be a wart on the dick