[Verse 1]

The alcohol has done its job, you're on your way and

You finally found the words you thought you ought to say

And then it comes, a statement of great poignancy

And the esophagus gets prepped and ready

So the mouth it opens like it almost wanted to

And you walk around like me right when I laughed at you (?)

But is it really worth it? It takes so long to

Express something to someone in a crowded room

[Came first as a christian man]

Also fell in love and said he might know where

He might run down the kids and find that they're all done

Enjoying life as if it were made just for fun

But what they do not realize is there's a plan

To join as one and celebrate and start this band

And put together all the songs already known

[And make it sound (something something) mashed potato]

Oh what the kids don't know

It needs me so

Just let them go

Just let them go

The kids don't know

It needs me so

And let them go

Just let them go