[Verse]

Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air

Ninety days in the electric chair

Step right up, son

Gonna show you something ain't never been done

You're all fucked

[Chorus]

Losing it don't cost much

On the dotted line, "You suck"

Never do what you're told

Plenty of time to eat it when you're old

You're all wrong, and I'm right

[Bridge]

Please be on your honor

Please be on your side

Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

(Back in here) Whoo! Whoo!

[Chorus]

Listen to the story, alright

I'm losing all I own on that dotted line

Step right up, son

Gonna show you something ain't never been done

You're all wrong, and I'm right

[Outro]

You see, I want it in writing

I.O.U. nothing

Want it in writing

I.O.U. nothing

Want it in writing (Whoo! Yeah)